I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
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sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
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You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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