you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
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