bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
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so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
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Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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