Are we in a gay sports bar?
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
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