Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
sex in a hospital.. check
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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