Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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