She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
i just had sex bonerless
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
is this the sara with the beer cane?
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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