but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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