AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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