1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I know her cup size but not her name....
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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