Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
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it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
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you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I believe in your delicious
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
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