There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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