sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Randomize
