Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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