how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
i need to put some appletini on your dick
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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