i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
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hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
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Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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