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• (418): View more from Quebec

  I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate

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• (909): View more from California

  I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.

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• (224): View more from Illinois

  Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.

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• (530): View more from California

  the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo

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• (917): View more from New York City

  Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers

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• (212): View more from New York

  Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.

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  27 Socially Expected Things That Are The Absolute Worst

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.

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• (925): View more from California

  Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  Terrible idea I love it

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