How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
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