Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
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Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
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Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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