This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
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You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
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I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
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