There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
I miss vodka workout Fridays
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
Randomize
