i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I will be naked everywhere
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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