So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
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Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I will pee on everything he values.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
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He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
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