At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
i out mim tonsoeep
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