My nipple is on Facebook.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize
