This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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