Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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