So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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