I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
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i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
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so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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