Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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