even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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