last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
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