Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
Randomize
