he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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