There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
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