holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
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