so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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