..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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