You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
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dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
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Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
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