just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Just made out with a pet sitter. His biz card says "even hamsters". Lowest point in my life.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
Randomize
