perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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