she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Every concussion has its silver lining
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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