I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
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i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
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I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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