so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
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She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
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But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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