I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
How does it feel to date your dad?
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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