i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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