After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
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i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
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Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
How naked do you want me to be?
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