So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
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you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
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I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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