threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
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know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
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I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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