Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Duck Duck Cougar?
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
dude. I can hear the air.
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