Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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