I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
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