Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
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