That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
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