well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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