I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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