...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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