I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
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Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
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I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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