You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
I didn't shave. On purpose
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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