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You know you want to come over later

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1:27a: Um no

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1:45a: Maybe

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2:05a: Probably

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2:38a: I'm outside, let me in

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(323): You know you want to come over later (1-323) 1:27a: Um no (1-323) 1:45a: Maybe (1-323) 2:05a: Probably (1-323) 2:38a: I'm outside, let me in http://tfl.nu/aay3

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Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.

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(651): Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip. http://tfl.nu/wq4t

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My cat gives me a boner

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(610): My cat gives me a boner http://tfl.nu/df3i

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I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.

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(207): I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow. http://tfl.nu/e26q

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(708): View more from Illinois

bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.

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(708): bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not. http://tfl.nu/0qt3

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(915): View more from Texas

I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.

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(915): I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something. http://tfl.nu/u0v6

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I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.

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(717): I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees. http://tfl.nu/sibe

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my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win

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(630): my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win http://tfl.nu/ctc5

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In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted

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it is a toga and you are a goddess.

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(615): In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted (1-615): it is a toga and you are a goddess. http://tfl.nu/2t04

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You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!

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(949): You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon! http://tfl.nu/33kf

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Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.

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(847): Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron. http://tfl.nu/1d6g

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She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?

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(615): She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable? http://tfl.nu/4ysm

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Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?

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(479): Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion? http://tfl.nu/7a2v

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Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.

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(443): Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame. http://tfl.nu/nf1o

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He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell

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(775): He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell http://tfl.nu/4swv

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