Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
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Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
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Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
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