I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
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she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
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Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.